The Maverick really isn’t that small, it is just a matter of truck culture being a bit unreasonable. 
That is right, the funny stuff is the large vehicles that perform no real job.
Yes? You have horrible fuel economy to persuade yourself that you have this fantastic utility car, but you never know how useful it is.
I believe that not everyone should own one, primarily because the majority of them are incapable of driving or parking properly and feel the need to use their phones in addition to their limited driving abilities. However, trucks are lovely and comfortable. 
All you are doing is summarizing most drivers in general.
It sounds like you are making a reference to the general people and their driving customs, which makes it humorous. In my community, 99 percent of people, regardless of the situation, have trouble driving, and they are constantly on their phones.